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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

FUCKING EXCITING NEW THINGS

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Saturday, November 24, 2012

One Hell of a Day

WOW, I had a kick ass Thanksgiving and Black Friday.
Hope all of you did too. 
So I was crazy and hit all the stores,
I bought some hot little panties and lingerie and Victoria Secret
I just can't resist buying something when I go in there
and when there's a sale? Shit, I'm all over it. lol
But, yesterday while I was taking calls
I had some of my seriously SEXY guys call me
What a way to celebrate the holidays
I couldn't ask for anymore than that
All of you are totally awesome
and well, cummin' over and over and over again
like I did, I'm craving more of all of you.
Ok, now, call me,
I want to be your smutty little cockwhore
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Thursday, November 22, 2012

It's Thanksgiving

Hey guys, it's Thanksgiving
One of my favorite holidays.
All the yummy food, turkey and ham, all the trimmings
and of course desert, my favorite
I have to say... I'm most thankful for
ALL OF YOU
It's been an awesome year
Ok, enough of my being nice and sweet
What's the best thing you can do to burn off all those calories?
A lot of hot, steamy, dirty, raunchy SEX
Sneak off somewhere, pull out that cock and call me
I'll be your calorie burning cock whore
If you can't sneak away after dinner,
Black Friday you know the wife will be out
snatching up all those deals
and you can play with my snatch then
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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

I'm Soooo Hungry

I'm starving, I need a big, thick, hard slab of meat. Anyone out there have a big piece of meat for me? I know you do. One that will make me drip, well.... not drip, fucking gush all this sweet creamy honey out of my little honey hole. Mmmm, that's what I want. Then I want you to lick it all up, squeaking clean. Every fucking little teeny tiny drop.
Ok, now that I've told you what I want right this very moment. I will tell you that tonight at the club, I had this one guy that wanted a lap dance, of course I was rubbing and grinding on him and I didn't really feel how hard he was anyway, he was all that's it baby, grind on my cock, mmm mmm mmm, that feels so good, you are so fucking hot, and so on and so on. Well, he was soooo fucking into it, he decided he wanted a private dance, so I took him to the private area and began doing my fucking awesome sexy ass dance, giving him all he wanted... not all cause I thought, oh he's cute, let me give him a fucking thrill for tonight, so I got down on my knees and was rubbing my mouth and chin over his jeans, still didn't feel how hard he was, so I said ok, now I'm curious, so I start unzipping his jeans with my teeth, I pull them open and reach in too pull out his cock and NO FUCKING WAY, a little fucking dingleberry, a little worm squirming around. HOLY SHIT, well what the fuck am I going to do with that? So I took my little pinky finger and gave him my pinky rub. HAHAHA  That is apparently one reason I'm so fucking hungry right now, thought I was going to get prime rib and ended up with NOTHING!  Ok, gotta run, call me, feed me NOW 1-866-391-3835.

Friday, November 9, 2012

DOUBLE TROUBLE


WOW, can you believe this?
Two hot slutty bitches together
Oh you just don't know what the fuck you're in for
I mean look at us, HOT, LUSCIOUS, DELICIOUS
and we can be yours, or maybe you can be ours
doesn't matter which, we'll take what the fuck we want
For the next week, we're going to give you 5 free min with your paid call
to fuck both of our hot little honey holes together
2 hotties for 15 min $32.50
Give me a call to set it all up
1-866-391-3835

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

What a fucking day

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