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Sunday, December 1, 2013

FAREWELL MY HORNY PHONE FUCKERS

As most of you already know
this is my last post
I'm leaving the awesome Kingdom
I've had the best, most fun four years here
Don't worry, there are plenty of sexy ladies
that will get you to spill all of that hot cum I love so much
To all of you hot studs that I've talked to for four years
I'm going to truly miss all of the fun we've had
and want to thank you for the tremendous orgasms
you've given me over and over
Take care


Friday, November 22, 2013

Fetish Friday - Small Penis





Ok, so this is one of MY fetishes, small dicks
and it's my blog, so I can write about anything I fucking want too.
Look at this tiny little eeny weeny dicklet
Know why it's a fetish of mine?
Cause I get to laugh my ass off and call you pathetic excuses for men
all the names I want too
That makes me happy
Do you really think I'm going to let a pinky size dicklet like that
slide into my warm, soft, wet pussy?
Fuck no, would I even feel that?
My pussy is nice and tight, but come on
No way, I want a real man
a nicely hung stud that knows just how to treat a woman like me
whose cock can go in deep and rub my sweet spot
til I shake and shiver and moan and call out their name

Don't you worry little ones, I still love ya
You make my day so humorous and put a big grin
on my beautiful face
So call me...
I'll "play" with your little one inch wonder
(giggle)

1-866-391-3835

Saturday, November 16, 2013

So What It's Not Friday

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Sunday, November 10, 2013

Hey My Dirty Perverted Fuckers


Ok, so I missed posting my first Fetish Friday post
So the fuck what
Guess I'll post it this coming Friday
I was busy phone fucking the day away
There were some pathetic perverted little fucks who needed me
to help them jerk off their tiny little dicks
and Saturday, I had a private party
Yep, that's right
a birthday party for this lucky old stud
he actually got it up too
not surprising with him drooling over  me 
So there you have it
You were sitting here waiting, waiting, waiting
and I was getting my holes fucked
HAHAHA
Fucking losers

And also, I'd like to address this
to some of you that drool over me that haven't actually talked to me before
You dial my number, wait for me to answer
then you sit there silently or you hang up
then you call back again and do the same thing
All I can say is...
GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS MAN!!!
Are you afraid of just how fucking pathetic you are?
Don't worry, as soon as I hear you, I can already tell

My regular callers are awesome!!!
Love you all
Can't wait to fuck you all this week


Thursday, November 7, 2013

Some Hot News

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Saturday, November 2, 2013

I Had A Slammin' Halloween

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Dirty Halloween Time

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