Hey My Dirty Perverted Fuckers

Ok, so I missed posting my first Fetish Friday post

So the fuck what

Guess I'll post it this coming Friday

I was busy phone fucking the day away

There were some pathetic perverted little fucks who needed me

to help them jerk off their tiny little dicks

and Saturday, I had a private party

Yep, that's right

a birthday party for this lucky old stud

he actually got it up too

not surprising with him drooling over  me 

So there you have it

You were sitting here waiting, waiting, waiting

and I was getting my holes fucked

HAHAHA

Fucking losers

And also, I'd like to address this

to some of you that drool over me that haven't actually talked to me before

You dial my number, wait for me to answer

then you sit there silently or you hang up

then you call back again and do the same thing

All I can say is...

GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS MAN!!!

Are you afraid of just how fucking pathetic you are?

Don't worry, as soon as I hear you, I can already tell

My regular callers are awesome!!!

Love you all

Can't wait to fuck you all this week