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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Dirty Halloween Time

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Sunday, October 13, 2013

My, my, my, OH MY!!!

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Friday, October 11, 2013

Wanna Be My Bitch?


Do you ever get that feeling something really good is about to happen?  You're practically bouncing off the walls
waiting, the anticipation is just so fucking strong you can barely contain yourself.
I have that feeling every morning when I wake up
cause I know there's nothing but fantastic things about to happen.
I'm just never quite sure what.
Phone sex is always a hot time. 
I can't wait to see what you guys have on your twisted minds.
I have a deliciously twisted mind myself.
As a matter of fact, I have something twisted on my mind right now...




HAHAHAHA, can you guess what it is?
Some of you know exactly what it is don't you my sweet little bitches.
When I strap on my sexy dick, bend you over my knee
and spank that hot little ass of yours, make it red, make it sting.
It looks so pretty with those little welts all over your cheeks.
Now you'll fucking listen won't you?
I'll force you down on your knees and slap your face with my perfect cock.
Look at it... don't you wish you had a pretty cock like mine?
Yours does nothing for me, nope, just looking at your dick
makes me wanna eat some sweet pussy.
But... I do love making you play with my cock.
What? You don't want to suck my dick? You want some pussy?
FUCK YOU!!!
I'll ram my dick down your fucking throat and make you choke on it.
You wish I'd let you near my tight pussy hole.
You're not fucking good enough.
Know what else I'll make you do?
(giggle)
Give me a call, you just never know what I might be thinking about.
Those of you that have my number, dial it
Those of you that don't, go here
I love my phone sex dick whore bitches.