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Saturday, June 15, 2013

DOES YOUR COCK NEED A KISS?

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Saturday, June 8, 2013

We Have Some Dirty Minded Pervs

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

How Dirty Is Your Mind

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Saturday, May 25, 2013

Tired of Mechanical Sex?

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Memphis, My Perverted Titty Fucker

What's up my sexy studs?  I know you all have been dreaming about me, night after night, and weaving your new fantasies with me being the leading lady. That's completely understandable. I mean what is there NOT to fantasize about when it comes to me. I'm fucking perfect, we all know that, so I want to tell you about one of my hotties, we'll call him Memphis, yeah, I like moaning that over and over while he gets me off.  So Memphis is one dirty fucker. That does get my pussy wet, but Memphis is just a totally raunchy perverted fucker if you know what I mean. Yeah, he wants me to rub all kinds of shit over my body, but Memphis is definitely a tit man and he loves my big fat titties. The other night he wanted me to rub honey all over my tits, like I'm not sweet enough already right? LOL  He wanted them sticky and sweet, wanted to lick and suck my hard nipples, well I heated the honey up just a little so it would pour easier and make my tits feel so good. Anyway, Memphis wanted to fuck my sticky tits. Hell yeah, get that cock all messy and make it stick to my skin a little while I squeeze my big titties around his cock. Mmm mmm mmm. Then he starts yelling at me. "Take that you big titty whore, You like this fat cock don't you bitch? Tell me you fucking want it, you love it, beg me for more, I'm going to fuck your titties raw."  (giggle) Memphis, you are such a sick fuck. LOL  Well after he was done shooting his load all over my tits and neck, then he turns into a whiny little fucker. "Kylie baby, I'm sorry about what I said, what I made you say. You know I don't think you're really a whore or a bitch, you know I just get excited and wanna talk dirty". (Like I give a damn about talking dirty.) But, I thought just for the fun of it, I do like to be amused after all, I made him get some Bengay and stroke his limp cock with it. HAHAHA. Bet that burned a little huh Memphis? I could hear him cussing and running around AFTER he dropped the fucking phone. I couldn't stop laughing, made my poor little belly ache.

Ok, enough about that fucking loser. If only he wasn't so pathetic. I think next time, maybe I'll have him stroke using some Nair, Yeah, I think so.  Ok, I'm ready for all my studly men, Call me and tell me what you like to stroke with.

http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/kylie
1-866-391-3835

Thursday, May 16, 2013

ONCE UPON A TIME...

There was the most beautiful girl in the Kingdom, Phone Sex Kingdom that is.  She had the face of an innocent angel, her body had the sexiest curves, her skin as smooth as silk. Her name was Kylie. ALL the men wanted her attention, her affection, wanted to feel her warm sensual body. She had the most perfect round ass, big perfect tits and the sweetest pussy ever. She knew just how sweet her pussy was too, because she liked to finger it and get her fingers all messy and covered with pussy juice so she could hold them up to her mouth and lick and suck all that sweet sticky juice off. She loved to tease and flaunt her body, flirting with every guy she saw. She loved all the attention, you could see the gleam in her eyes when she would saunter pass a guy and his eyeballs popped right out of his head. Their eyes weren't the only things popping out. (giggle)  She really loved going out and seeing the guys wives or girlfriends hitting them when they couldn't do anything more than stare and drool.

Kylie always knew exactly how to walk, swinging her fine ass, sweet talking to get her way, looking so innocent has its advantages but... when those dirty words flew from her lips and she'd say all the dirty sexual things she wanted to do, it was absolutely shocking. The guys would start stuttering and drooling even more. Their dicks would get so hard it was downright painful. So Kylie would have to take care of all those hard dicks any way she could just to help them out. They didn't know that Kylie was really a dirty fucking cum-loving whore. She loved every fucking minute of sucking and fucking their dicks and made it seem like she was doing them a favor when she was really satisfying her own slutty needs.

Kylie knows you have needs too and just reading this has gotten all your dicks hard as a rock. She can help you out too. She'll have you blowing your fucking loads all over the place, stream after delicious stream. Mmmm, all you have to do is pick up the phone and dial her number at Phone Sex Kingdom. 1-866-391-3835. You can also visit and read more about her at http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/kylie
She would LOVE to do you a favor and relieve all that tasty man candy.


Saturday, May 11, 2013

I'm Back

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