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Thursday, August 1, 2013

I Know You're Watching Perv






I know you wonder what's going on behind my closed door
You see me come home with a different guy again tonight
When I get out of the car I glance over towards your house
I can see the curtain flutter just a little, I know you ran to the window
to have a peek as soon as you heard me pull in
Me and my stud for the night get out, I send a wicked little grin your way
We go inside, close the door and start kissing and fondling each other
start tearing at our clothes, just can't get them off quick enough
I was already soaking wet on the ride home thinking about this moment
Not about the guy, but what I want him to do to me
Getting a hold of that hard cock, mmm mmm mmm
I wanna touch it, hold it, kiss it, lick it and oh yeah FUCK it
I just hope I'm not disappointed, he's a hottie and I'd hate to laugh
and degrade him and make him my bitch when he's so studly
I know you sneak over all the time to watch thru the key hole
You're such a fucking pervert, can't get enough of looking at me
of dreaming about me, fantasizing about me,
wishing it was you whose pants I was ripping the fuck open
I love it when you watch, it turns me on, makes my pussy more wet if that's even possible
Fuck, it's so sloppy wet already
I  yank his jeans down HARD knowing when I get a little rough
it makes your cock throb more, I can hear you panting
I know you're sliding your hand in your pants, Go ahead perverted fucker
jerk off while you watch me
My stud tonight is ALL STUD
wow, what a big stiff cock, oh yes, I definitely love
you watch me wrap my hand around his cock
and start stroking while I glance toward the door
Can you tell I know you're there?
I drop to my knees and swallow that massive cock
stuffing my mouth completely full
I reach down with one hand and finger my clit, pressing down on it
rubbing back and forth, sliding my fingers down my slit and around that little honey hole
I suck and suck bringing him so close to the edge and pull my mouth away
I hear you moan, knowing you're jerking and were close to shooting your load too
but I know you like to cum at the same time the guy I'm bangin' does
Makes you feel like you're the one filling up my pussy. (giggle)
Stud grabs me and turns me around and pushes me onto the love seat
so I'm on my knees with my hot ass facing him
he slaps my ass, making it sting so fucking good
and plows that massive cock deep in my pussy hole
How fucking delicious that feels
You fucking perv, I know you're jerking that boner so fucking hard
I can hear you slightly bangin' against the door as you struggle to see better thru the key hole

Wanna know what happened next with my perverted neighbor and my stud?
I'm more than happy to share...
You know what to do
1-866-391-3835

Monday, July 29, 2013

Monday, Monday

It's Monday, the day you had to go back to work after a nice, fun, relaxing, wild weekend
and you're dragging your ass right?  Well, I got something to pep you up.  Pep up your prick with me tonight.
I wanna plump it up and suck it down, ALL THE WAY D...O...W...N!!!  Mmmm, I've been craving cock all day as usual.  My hot little pussy just aches and aches and we all know just how fucking wet it stays, always waiting for you to jump on and take all you want.  So, look, I'm going to be here at 10pm EST and ready to go at it, nice and dirty just like I like it. Yummy! So get ready for me and get ready to dial my number, who wants to go first? (wink)

Saturday, July 20, 2013

BONERS EVERYWHERE

Oh yeah, when I stepped out on the stage in the shadows
waiting for the music to start,
I could feel my pulse speed up, feel my blood pumping hard thru my veins
the anticipation so intense,
all of a sudden, the lights flash on as the music starts,
I can feel the stage vibrating with the pulse of the beat,
it's loud, fast, pounding thru the speakers,
I start to dance, shaking my shoulders, making my fat tits shake underneath
the red fishnet top I'm wearing, my nipples poking thru
getting harder by the second.
I shimmy and shake, showing off my hot, bare ass,
the guys go fucking CRAZY, throwing money
hoping I get just close enough they can cop a feel
I crawl across the stage to the end
and start humpin' the floor,
I can see the pant tents all over the room
there's a bulge in every guys pants, at least the ones who have a big enough cock
to notice thru their pants.
They're all drooling, wanting one little taste of me
my pussy gets moist, the harder I dance, the harder they get,
I can't wait to move into the crowd to rub up against them,
all those married men who aren't satisfied at home
who are tired of their wives just laying there wishing they would
hurry up and get off and just roll over and go to sleep,
It's just stick it in, blow it out, pull it out
The guys look at my slick lips imagining having them kissing
the tips of their cocks, feeling my wet mouth slide down their throbbing cocks
Everyone knows how much I love to suck, 
how I love getting fucked so hard
It's no secret, I sure as Hell don't hide that fact
Why should I? I'm a fucking sex addict and I can admit that.
Do you wanna know what happens in the VIP area? *giggle*
 

Monday, July 1, 2013

I WANT A COCK!!!

Hot damn, I sure could use a good hard fuck
It's been a long day and I've only had two orgasms
I'm due for a hell of a lot more than that
 I've thought about a bunch of throbbing cocks filling my holes all day
Yeah, you know how my mind works
completely ADDICTED to sex
Dirty thoughts and wicked shit running thru my cute little head
Who wants to share their dirty secrets with me?





This is what I call SCREWING!!!  LOL

Saturday, June 15, 2013

DOES YOUR COCK NEED A KISS?

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Saturday, June 8, 2013

We Have Some Dirty Minded Pervs

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

How Dirty Is Your Mind

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