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Friday, October 11, 2013

Wanna Be My Bitch?


Do you ever get that feeling something really good is about to happen?  You're practically bouncing off the walls
waiting, the anticipation is just so fucking strong you can barely contain yourself.
I have that feeling every morning when I wake up
cause I know there's nothing but fantastic things about to happen.
I'm just never quite sure what.
Phone sex is always a hot time. 
I can't wait to see what you guys have on your twisted minds.
I have a deliciously twisted mind myself.
As a matter of fact, I have something twisted on my mind right now...




HAHAHAHA, can you guess what it is?
Some of you know exactly what it is don't you my sweet little bitches.
When I strap on my sexy dick, bend you over my knee
and spank that hot little ass of yours, make it red, make it sting.
It looks so pretty with those little welts all over your cheeks.
Now you'll fucking listen won't you?
I'll force you down on your knees and slap your face with my perfect cock.
Look at it... don't you wish you had a pretty cock like mine?
Yours does nothing for me, nope, just looking at your dick
makes me wanna eat some sweet pussy.
But... I do love making you play with my cock.
What? You don't want to suck my dick? You want some pussy?
FUCK YOU!!!
I'll ram my dick down your fucking throat and make you choke on it.
You wish I'd let you near my tight pussy hole.
You're not fucking good enough.
Know what else I'll make you do?
(giggle)
Give me a call, you just never know what I might be thinking about.
Those of you that have my number, dial it
Those of you that don't, go here
I love my phone sex dick whore bitches.

 

 

Saturday, September 14, 2013

I LOVE PHONE SEX...

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Monday, September 2, 2013

Sweaty Cum Eater Loser!!!

So I went to a party last night and of course all eyes were on me.
Guys were tripping over themselves trying to get to me. (giggle)
I just love it when that happens,
which is ALL THE TIME.
There was this sorry loser of a fat sweaty pig there
that was just hideous.
I'm not one to judge people, well, not all the time
but he's the kind of guy that just sweats when he breathes
So completely gross
He was staring at me and drooling
like he would EVER, EVER have a chance with me
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
He was the most pathetic perverted loser I've ever come across
His whining was so over the top and embarrassing
I decided to teach the little shit a lesson
I picked the two HOTTEST guys there
and took them and piece of shit loser guy
whose name is "Herman"
yeah that fit alright
into one of the bedrooms
He actually thought I was going to let him join in (hahaha)
Again, NO FUCKING WAY!!!
I told him he was just there for my own amusement
to be degraded, humiliated, treated like the dirt on the bottom of my shoe.
I made him stand against the wall and watch while these two hotties
gave me the satisfaction I needed and deserved
I didn't let him touch his cock, if he even had one,
I'm sure it's been years since he's even seen it himself
There's no way he could see it thru those rolls of sweaty fat
I made him watch these guys suck my tits, eat my sweet pussy,
and bang the fuck outta my holes.
The sweat was pouring down poor piece of shit Herman's face.
I did give him a little treat tho
Two dripping dirty condoms
He did want to take part in the action after all
I made him carefully remove the sticky, gooey condoms off those big cocks
and slide each one over his yucky tongue
and slurp all that cum out
while I told him what a nasty cum eating idiot he was
What fun that was!!!
I'm still amused by it.
 

 

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Kylie Says...

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Saturday, August 17, 2013

There Were Some Hot Fucks Last Night

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Wanna Little Taste of the Hot Stuff?




Got your dick hard didn't it?
Where do you wanna dick stick me?
Cum on baby, BRING IT ON!!!
Show me what a fucking perv you are (giggle)

Thursday, August 1, 2013

I Know You're Watching Perv






I know you wonder what's going on behind my closed door
You see me come home with a different guy again tonight
When I get out of the car I glance over towards your house
I can see the curtain flutter just a little, I know you ran to the window
to have a peek as soon as you heard me pull in
Me and my stud for the night get out, I send a wicked little grin your way
We go inside, close the door and start kissing and fondling each other
start tearing at our clothes, just can't get them off quick enough
I was already soaking wet on the ride home thinking about this moment
Not about the guy, but what I want him to do to me
Getting a hold of that hard cock, mmm mmm mmm
I wanna touch it, hold it, kiss it, lick it and oh yeah FUCK it
I just hope I'm not disappointed, he's a hottie and I'd hate to laugh
and degrade him and make him my bitch when he's so studly
I know you sneak over all the time to watch thru the key hole
You're such a fucking pervert, can't get enough of looking at me
of dreaming about me, fantasizing about me,
wishing it was you whose pants I was ripping the fuck open
I love it when you watch, it turns me on, makes my pussy more wet if that's even possible
Fuck, it's so sloppy wet already
I  yank his jeans down HARD knowing when I get a little rough
it makes your cock throb more, I can hear you panting
I know you're sliding your hand in your pants, Go ahead perverted fucker
jerk off while you watch me
My stud tonight is ALL STUD
wow, what a big stiff cock, oh yes, I definitely love
you watch me wrap my hand around his cock
and start stroking while I glance toward the door
Can you tell I know you're there?
I drop to my knees and swallow that massive cock
stuffing my mouth completely full
I reach down with one hand and finger my clit, pressing down on it
rubbing back and forth, sliding my fingers down my slit and around that little honey hole
I suck and suck bringing him so close to the edge and pull my mouth away
I hear you moan, knowing you're jerking and were close to shooting your load too
but I know you like to cum at the same time the guy I'm bangin' does
Makes you feel like you're the one filling up my pussy. (giggle)
Stud grabs me and turns me around and pushes me onto the love seat
so I'm on my knees with my hot ass facing him
he slaps my ass, making it sting so fucking good
and plows that massive cock deep in my pussy hole
How fucking delicious that feels
You fucking perv, I know you're jerking that boner so fucking hard
I can hear you slightly bangin' against the door as you struggle to see better thru the key hole

Wanna know what happened next with my perverted neighbor and my stud?
I'm more than happy to share...
You know what to do
1-866-391-3835