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Thursday, November 7, 2013

Some Hot News

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Saturday, November 2, 2013

I Had A Slammin' Halloween

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Dirty Halloween Time

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Sunday, October 13, 2013

My, my, my, OH MY!!!

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Friday, October 11, 2013

Wanna Be My Bitch?


Do you ever get that feeling something really good is about to happen?  You're practically bouncing off the walls
waiting, the anticipation is just so fucking strong you can barely contain yourself.
I have that feeling every morning when I wake up
cause I know there's nothing but fantastic things about to happen.
I'm just never quite sure what.
Phone sex is always a hot time. 
I can't wait to see what you guys have on your twisted minds.
I have a deliciously twisted mind myself.
As a matter of fact, I have something twisted on my mind right now...




HAHAHAHA, can you guess what it is?
Some of you know exactly what it is don't you my sweet little bitches.
When I strap on my sexy dick, bend you over my knee
and spank that hot little ass of yours, make it red, make it sting.
It looks so pretty with those little welts all over your cheeks.
Now you'll fucking listen won't you?
I'll force you down on your knees and slap your face with my perfect cock.
Look at it... don't you wish you had a pretty cock like mine?
Yours does nothing for me, nope, just looking at your dick
makes me wanna eat some sweet pussy.
But... I do love making you play with my cock.
What? You don't want to suck my dick? You want some pussy?
FUCK YOU!!!
I'll ram my dick down your fucking throat and make you choke on it.
You wish I'd let you near my tight pussy hole.
You're not fucking good enough.
Know what else I'll make you do?
(giggle)
Give me a call, you just never know what I might be thinking about.
Those of you that have my number, dial it
Those of you that don't, go here
I love my phone sex dick whore bitches.

 

 

Saturday, September 14, 2013

I LOVE PHONE SEX...

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Monday, September 2, 2013

Sweaty Cum Eater Loser!!!

So I went to a party last night and of course all eyes were on me.
Guys were tripping over themselves trying to get to me. (giggle)
I just love it when that happens,
which is ALL THE TIME.
There was this sorry loser of a fat sweaty pig there
that was just hideous.
I'm not one to judge people, well, not all the time
but he's the kind of guy that just sweats when he breathes
So completely gross
He was staring at me and drooling
like he would EVER, EVER have a chance with me
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
He was the most pathetic perverted loser I've ever come across
His whining was so over the top and embarrassing
I decided to teach the little shit a lesson
I picked the two HOTTEST guys there
and took them and piece of shit loser guy
whose name is "Herman"
yeah that fit alright
into one of the bedrooms
He actually thought I was going to let him join in (hahaha)
Again, NO FUCKING WAY!!!
I told him he was just there for my own amusement
to be degraded, humiliated, treated like the dirt on the bottom of my shoe.
I made him stand against the wall and watch while these two hotties
gave me the satisfaction I needed and deserved
I didn't let him touch his cock, if he even had one,
I'm sure it's been years since he's even seen it himself
There's no way he could see it thru those rolls of sweaty fat
I made him watch these guys suck my tits, eat my sweet pussy,
and bang the fuck outta my holes.
The sweat was pouring down poor piece of shit Herman's face.
I did give him a little treat tho
Two dripping dirty condoms
He did want to take part in the action after all
I made him carefully remove the sticky, gooey condoms off those big cocks
and slide each one over his yucky tongue
and slurp all that cum out
while I told him what a nasty cum eating idiot he was
What fun that was!!!
I'm still amused by it.