I Feel Like a Dirty Girl

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What can I put up my butt?

By Laura Rad

I want to put stuff up my butt

Because it will feel good

I want to put stuff up my butt

I don't know if I should

Here's a thing I found right here!

Should I put it up my rear?

It is long and thin, filled with vitamin B

Carrots are so good for me!

No! Do not put a carrot up your butt

It might get lost in there!

Do not put a carrot up your butt

No produce in your derriere

Here's a thing that has a string!

And a handle for extra zing!

This can not get lost you see

Because I can pull it out of me

No! Do not put a jump rope up your butt.

Strings have places for germs to hide.

Do not put a jump rope up your butt.

Only non-porous things should go inside!

Well what is this? A toy you say?

Non-porous, smooth, made for anal play?

No pointy parts that will make me tear

And a flared base so it won't get lost up there

Yes!  Put that sex toy up your butt!

Push it in slowly giving time to adjust.

Put that sex toy up your butt!

It pulls and pulls, I feel it pinch

It will not go inside, no not one inch!

Wait, I know just what to do

Cover the toy with shampoo!

That will make it slip and slide

and it will pop right on inside

If it hits your prostate, that's a plus!

Ouchie! Ouch! This is not good

This will not go in like it should

No! Do not put shampoo in your butt!

Although it may be tempting

shampoo isn't anal friendly.

The rectum is a delicate thing

Oh, what is this inside this tube?

"Water-based personal lube"?

"Glycerine and Paraben free"?

This sounds like just the thing that's right for me!

Yes! I love this toy up in my butt!

It went in easy now that it's slick

I love this toy inside my butt!

It feels so good, I'm cumming quick!

Write the Author: Laura Rad

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The Thrill of Phone Sex

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Poor Kylie lol

So, as I told you, I went to the Kiss/Motley Crue concert Sunday night. It was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FABULOUS lol One of the best concerts I've seen. Sorry Van Halen, you fucking rocked but Motley Crue, damn, what a fucking show. Only bad thing, I couldn't get close enough to Vince or Nikki, as soon as they came out, I got soaked. Although it did rain (outdoor concert) that's not what got me soaked hehe. Oh Hell Yes, I could have rocked their fucking world baby. Anyway, if you haven't seen them before, see them if you can. OK, just talking about it has me fucking dripping LOL There were a lot of other HOT pieces of meat there though and we'll just say I had an awesome night.

Now, this is to DM, yes you know who you are Daddy. Dirty Little Kylie is waiting for you. I know how you want it baby and I will certainly give it to you. But, you already know that don't you?  You fucking LOVE how I give it to you. lol  I think everyone else might like to know how dirty we get, so call me, let's get it on so I can come back here and tell EVERYONE what we did. lol

All you newbies reading my blog, check out my site http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/kylie then call me, we can get dirty too (wink)

Tomorrow Night

Ok, so I'm sooooo excited, tomorrow night, Kiss/Motley Crue concert. Yep, me and the girls are going on a road trip. I've been waiting for this for months, well, started waiting for this one after we went to see Van Halen anyway. FUCKING AWESOME LOL, So I want all of you to email me or WHEN YOU CALL ME, to give me your vote, Who thinks I could possible hook up with Nikki Sixx hehehe, Mmmm, the things I could do to him. I'm already soaked thinking about it. Damn, I'll take Vince Neil too tho. HAHA, I'm not picky. I'll fuck the hell out of both of them, why not have a "party" with them right?  Damn, I'm wound up. Ok, phone lines are open, start lining up guys, I really need to wear off some of this energy. (wink) 1-866-391-3835

What's happening guys

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I JUST LOVE PRIVATE DANCES

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