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Showing posts with label Wet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wet. Show all posts

Saturday, April 20, 2013

DO I NEED TO DRAW YOU A FUCKING PICTURE?

You know most statistics say that men are hornier than women, that you think about sex like every fucking 5 min. WHATEVER!!! Obviously, I wasn't included in any of those statistics. I live, sleep, eat, and breathe sex. I'm always horny, my pussy's always wet, and I'm always ready for some action. Whether in reality or my phone sex world, I'm ready for all the dirty action you can dish out. I love to be touched, I love to touch myself and I LOVE touching a stiff cock. I love doing more than touching. (Giggle)  I love to kiss, lick, suck, nibble, swallow, fuck and whatever else I can do to a dick. Yep I'm a true cock connoisseur. Cockwhore, cocksucking whore, cum slut, I really don't give a fuck what you call me. It's all true. LOL  All I know is I WANT YOUR COCK and I thought I'd post this pic just to make sure you understand how everything works. (wink)


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Monday, March 11, 2013

TICKLE MY TWAT

Mmm don't you just fucking think about that ALL the time? I know, when you're asleep, you dream about touching me, when you're awake, you fantasize about touching me. You think about letting your fingers do the walking, over my delicious delectable body. You think about touching and squeezing my big fat beautiful tits, you think about your fingers slowly softly gliding down my flat silky belly. You foot fuckers think about sliding my shoes off my pretty little feet and kissing and licking my candy cotton painted toes. Running your hands up my smooth shapely legs.  But what you all think about most is tickling my hot, wet, pink, sweet twat. I can't blame you for wanting to touch my twat, feel how wet it gets, watch my tasty clit swell up with aching need. I think about it too, but then, I touch it whenever I want and quite often at that.  Don't be jealous, you fantasizing about it is pleasing enough, for me anyway (giggle)  If you ask or rather beg, when you call, I might let you atleast hear how fucking yummy it is while I touch it. Want to? Of course you do, call me, I'd love to tickle my twat for you.

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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

GETTING SPRING FEVER

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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Kylie's Famous Cock Bobbin'

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

BACK DOOR ANALyzing

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Friday, February 15, 2013

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE...

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Saturday, January 26, 2013

My Delightful Ding Dong

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

Let's Compare

After my last post about that tiny cock I've had several comments. So I would just love to fucking clarify a few things.  First of all, let's compare. I want to show you a few pics of what I consider tiny cocks and nice big meaty cocks. Example 1

Tiny fucking cock, which means, I fucking laugh, I sure as hell can't fuck that. It looks like a giant wart sitting on a nut sac. I suppose I could lick it, but really? Why bother? I like something I can really wrap my lips around. Which leads to  Example 2

Oh yeah, big meaty cock. Something I can really sink my teeth into. Something I can lick, suck, oh and hell yes, bounce up and down on, have pounding my sweet hole from behind filling me up ALL THE WAY. Now just to make sure we understand  Example 3
I just have three words... WHAT THE FUCK? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Really, I could put on my strap on and fuck this man hole. Where the hell is his dick? He doesn't fucking have one. OMG. I would fucking fall over laughing hysterically and probably pass out from complete and utter shock. That's a mangina. Not even a tiny dick, there is no dick, no nub, it's been sucked into the abyss. OK, OK, OK, OK, it's definitely time for Example 4
Now we're talking. there you go, makes my mouth water. That's a meaty, all beef, no additives, full hunk of prime meat. That's what makes my pussy wet, drip, get soaked, drenched, ache for that big cock to slide in my pussy.

So... CONCLUSION:  Big Meaty Cock -- My mouth waters, my pussy gets wet, I kiss, lick, suck, fuck every way possible.   Tiny Cock -- I laugh HYSTERICALLY, I embarrass you, humiliate you, call you names, be a bitch to you, never let you touch me, just make you drool over me from afar, cause you are fucking worthless.

ANY QUESTIONS? lol
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