Hey Guys, How are all my studs doing tonight? I know, you're impatient, waiting for me right? Of course you are. So I want to tell you about my new friend, I promised I wouldn't mention his name. But, you know what? I really don't give a fuck what I told him. His name is Larry and he's one of those little banker types. You know, the ones who put on a suit, go to the boring 9 to 5 jobs, thinking he's important, then he goes straight home to his wife, who can hardly stand to look at him anymore, and she sure as hell doesn't let him touch her. I have to say, I can't blame her at all. When Larry was telling me all this I almost felt sorry for him that his wife wasn't taking care of him. But now, I really do fucking get it. Larry has a tiny fucking dick, yes little dick Larry can't get his wife to let him put his little dick in her pussy. After I had little dick Larry send me a pic of his cock, well, that's what we'll call it, I decided to make him my funny little whipping boy. Of course Larry wanted phone sex, but fuck, I can't even bring myself to have phone sex with him. I can't stop laughing long enough to think about fucking something like that. So I wanted little dick Larry to compare his cock with a real stud. So he did and OMG my stomach fucking hurts from laughing. I made Larry spank his own ass til it was blood red. He couldn't even sit down, it stung so bad. LOL Every time I talk to Larry, I make him whip himself just because it's funny. I do love to be amused. Anyway, I have to share this pic, cause again, I told little dick Larry that I would NEVER EVER show anyone. What a fucking joke. Hey Larry, SURPRISE, here you are you pathetic little dick loser.
