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Saturday, November 16, 2013

So What It's Not Friday

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Sunday, November 10, 2013

Hey My Dirty Perverted Fuckers


Ok, so I missed posting my first Fetish Friday post
So the fuck what
Guess I'll post it this coming Friday
I was busy phone fucking the day away
There were some pathetic perverted little fucks who needed me
to help them jerk off their tiny little dicks
and Saturday, I had a private party
Yep, that's right
a birthday party for this lucky old stud
he actually got it up too
not surprising with him drooling over  me 
So there you have it
You were sitting here waiting, waiting, waiting
and I was getting my holes fucked
HAHAHA
Fucking losers

And also, I'd like to address this
to some of you that drool over me that haven't actually talked to me before
You dial my number, wait for me to answer
then you sit there silently or you hang up
then you call back again and do the same thing
All I can say is...
GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS MAN!!!
Are you afraid of just how fucking pathetic you are?
Don't worry, as soon as I hear you, I can already tell

My regular callers are awesome!!!
Love you all
Can't wait to fuck you all this week


Thursday, November 7, 2013

Some Hot News

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Saturday, November 2, 2013

I Had A Slammin' Halloween

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Dirty Halloween Time

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Sunday, October 13, 2013

My, my, my, OH MY!!!

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Friday, October 11, 2013

Wanna Be My Bitch?


Do you ever get that feeling something really good is about to happen?  You're practically bouncing off the walls
waiting, the anticipation is just so fucking strong you can barely contain yourself.
I have that feeling every morning when I wake up
cause I know there's nothing but fantastic things about to happen.
I'm just never quite sure what.
Phone sex is always a hot time. 
I can't wait to see what you guys have on your twisted minds.
I have a deliciously twisted mind myself.
As a matter of fact, I have something twisted on my mind right now...




HAHAHAHA, can you guess what it is?
Some of you know exactly what it is don't you my sweet little bitches.
When I strap on my sexy dick, bend you over my knee
and spank that hot little ass of yours, make it red, make it sting.
It looks so pretty with those little welts all over your cheeks.
Now you'll fucking listen won't you?
I'll force you down on your knees and slap your face with my perfect cock.
Look at it... don't you wish you had a pretty cock like mine?
Yours does nothing for me, nope, just looking at your dick
makes me wanna eat some sweet pussy.
But... I do love making you play with my cock.
What? You don't want to suck my dick? You want some pussy?
FUCK YOU!!!
I'll ram my dick down your fucking throat and make you choke on it.
You wish I'd let you near my tight pussy hole.
You're not fucking good enough.
Know what else I'll make you do?
(giggle)
Give me a call, you just never know what I might be thinking about.
Those of you that have my number, dial it
Those of you that don't, go here
I love my phone sex dick whore bitches.