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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

NOT YOUR NORMAL DOSE OF VITAMINS

but I'll give the extra boost you need. You'll be walking higher than the clouds babe. That's just the way it is and I'm that fucking good.


Saturday, April 20, 2013

DO I NEED TO DRAW YOU A FUCKING PICTURE?

You know most statistics say that men are hornier than women, that you think about sex like every fucking 5 min. WHATEVER!!! Obviously, I wasn't included in any of those statistics. I live, sleep, eat, and breathe sex. I'm always horny, my pussy's always wet, and I'm always ready for some action. Whether in reality or my phone sex world, I'm ready for all the dirty action you can dish out. I love to be touched, I love to touch myself and I LOVE touching a stiff cock. I love doing more than touching. (Giggle)  I love to kiss, lick, suck, nibble, swallow, fuck and whatever else I can do to a dick. Yep I'm a true cock connoisseur. Cockwhore, cocksucking whore, cum slut, I really don't give a fuck what you call me. It's all true. LOL  All I know is I WANT YOUR COCK and I thought I'd post this pic just to make sure you understand how everything works. (wink)


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Saturday, April 13, 2013

What's the Number One Question?

Being a phone sex operator opens up a whole different world of excitement. You can only imagine some of the things I do or talk about. There's so many fetishes, so many different role plays, soooo many wicked, twisted fantasies and I love them all.  Every day, I'm asked tons of questions. "Do you do this or have you ever done that, should we play this, whatever, but do you know the number one question that I'm asked, and this question is asked EVERY DAY AND NIGHT.  "What are you wearing Kylie?"  I do love to tell. I mean you just never know, might be just panties, thong, boy shorts, bikini, or I might have on some Daisy Dukes and a tank, or some sexy lingerie, garters, stockings, my beautiful stilettos.  I just look so damn great in anything. I wanna do a little role reversal, I want you to tell me what you're wearing, and I do love a guy in a white t-shirt and some snug jeans. Mmm, nothing hotter than a hot ass in a pair of faded jeans. This is my fantasy, dress up in anything you want (yeah you sissy boys can dress up too)  call me and let me ask you what you're wearing.  Half the fun is taking it off right? (giggle)


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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

OH MY, LOOK AT ALL YOU DIRTY FUCKERS

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Thursday, April 4, 2013

My Funny Little Whipping Boy

Hey Guys, How are all my studs doing tonight? I know, you're impatient, waiting for me right? Of course you are. So I want to tell you about my new friend, I promised I wouldn't mention his name. But, you know what? I really don't give a fuck what I told him. His name is Larry and he's one of those little banker types. You know, the ones who put on a suit, go to the boring 9 to 5 jobs, thinking he's important, then he goes straight home to his wife, who can hardly stand to look at him anymore, and she sure as hell doesn't let him touch her. I have to say, I can't blame her at all. When Larry was telling me all this I almost felt sorry for him that his wife wasn't taking care of him. But now, I really do fucking get it.  Larry has a tiny fucking dick, yes little dick Larry can't get his wife to let him put his little dick in her pussy. After I had little dick Larry send me a pic of his cock, well, that's what we'll call it, I decided to make him my funny little whipping boy. Of course Larry wanted phone sex, but fuck, I can't even bring myself to have phone sex with him. I can't stop laughing long enough to think about fucking something like that. So I wanted little dick Larry to compare his cock with a real stud. So he did and OMG my stomach fucking hurts from laughing. I made Larry spank his own ass til it was blood red. He couldn't even sit down, it stung so bad. LOL Every time I talk to Larry, I make him whip himself just because it's funny. I do love to be amused. Anyway, I have to share this pic, cause again, I told little dick Larry that I would NEVER EVER show anyone. What a fucking joke.  Hey Larry, SURPRISE, here you are you pathetic little dick loser.