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Sunday, December 1, 2013

FAREWELL MY HORNY PHONE FUCKERS

As most of you already know
this is my last post
I'm leaving the awesome Kingdom
I've had the best, most fun four years here
Don't worry, there are plenty of sexy ladies
that will get you to spill all of that hot cum I love so much
To all of you hot studs that I've talked to for four years
I'm going to truly miss all of the fun we've had
and want to thank you for the tremendous orgasms
you've given me over and over
Take care


Friday, November 22, 2013

Fetish Friday - Small Penis





Ok, so this is one of MY fetishes, small dicks
and it's my blog, so I can write about anything I fucking want too.
Look at this tiny little eeny weeny dicklet
Know why it's a fetish of mine?
Cause I get to laugh my ass off and call you pathetic excuses for men
all the names I want too
That makes me happy
Do you really think I'm going to let a pinky size dicklet like that
slide into my warm, soft, wet pussy?
Fuck no, would I even feel that?
My pussy is nice and tight, but come on
No way, I want a real man
a nicely hung stud that knows just how to treat a woman like me
whose cock can go in deep and rub my sweet spot
til I shake and shiver and moan and call out their name

Don't you worry little ones, I still love ya
You make my day so humorous and put a big grin
on my beautiful face
So call me...
I'll "play" with your little one inch wonder
(giggle)

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Saturday, November 16, 2013

So What It's Not Friday

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Sunday, November 10, 2013

Hey My Dirty Perverted Fuckers


Ok, so I missed posting my first Fetish Friday post
So the fuck what
Guess I'll post it this coming Friday
I was busy phone fucking the day away
There were some pathetic perverted little fucks who needed me
to help them jerk off their tiny little dicks
and Saturday, I had a private party
Yep, that's right
a birthday party for this lucky old stud
he actually got it up too
not surprising with him drooling over  me 
So there you have it
You were sitting here waiting, waiting, waiting
and I was getting my holes fucked
HAHAHA
Fucking losers

And also, I'd like to address this
to some of you that drool over me that haven't actually talked to me before
You dial my number, wait for me to answer
then you sit there silently or you hang up
then you call back again and do the same thing
All I can say is...
GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS MAN!!!
Are you afraid of just how fucking pathetic you are?
Don't worry, as soon as I hear you, I can already tell

My regular callers are awesome!!!
Love you all
Can't wait to fuck you all this week


Thursday, November 7, 2013

Some Hot News

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Saturday, November 2, 2013

I Had A Slammin' Halloween

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Dirty Halloween Time

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Sunday, October 13, 2013

My, my, my, OH MY!!!

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Friday, October 11, 2013

Wanna Be My Bitch?


Do you ever get that feeling something really good is about to happen?  You're practically bouncing off the walls
waiting, the anticipation is just so fucking strong you can barely contain yourself.
I have that feeling every morning when I wake up
cause I know there's nothing but fantastic things about to happen.
I'm just never quite sure what.
Phone sex is always a hot time. 
I can't wait to see what you guys have on your twisted minds.
I have a deliciously twisted mind myself.
As a matter of fact, I have something twisted on my mind right now...




HAHAHAHA, can you guess what it is?
Some of you know exactly what it is don't you my sweet little bitches.
When I strap on my sexy dick, bend you over my knee
and spank that hot little ass of yours, make it red, make it sting.
It looks so pretty with those little welts all over your cheeks.
Now you'll fucking listen won't you?
I'll force you down on your knees and slap your face with my perfect cock.
Look at it... don't you wish you had a pretty cock like mine?
Yours does nothing for me, nope, just looking at your dick
makes me wanna eat some sweet pussy.
But... I do love making you play with my cock.
What? You don't want to suck my dick? You want some pussy?
FUCK YOU!!!
I'll ram my dick down your fucking throat and make you choke on it.
You wish I'd let you near my tight pussy hole.
You're not fucking good enough.
Know what else I'll make you do?
(giggle)
Give me a call, you just never know what I might be thinking about.
Those of you that have my number, dial it
Those of you that don't, go here
I love my phone sex dick whore bitches.

 

 

Saturday, September 14, 2013

I LOVE PHONE SEX...

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Monday, September 2, 2013

Sweaty Cum Eater Loser!!!

So I went to a party last night and of course all eyes were on me.
Guys were tripping over themselves trying to get to me. (giggle)
I just love it when that happens,
which is ALL THE TIME.
There was this sorry loser of a fat sweaty pig there
that was just hideous.
I'm not one to judge people, well, not all the time
but he's the kind of guy that just sweats when he breathes
So completely gross
He was staring at me and drooling
like he would EVER, EVER have a chance with me
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
He was the most pathetic perverted loser I've ever come across
His whining was so over the top and embarrassing
I decided to teach the little shit a lesson
I picked the two HOTTEST guys there
and took them and piece of shit loser guy
whose name is "Herman"
yeah that fit alright
into one of the bedrooms
He actually thought I was going to let him join in (hahaha)
Again, NO FUCKING WAY!!!
I told him he was just there for my own amusement
to be degraded, humiliated, treated like the dirt on the bottom of my shoe.
I made him stand against the wall and watch while these two hotties
gave me the satisfaction I needed and deserved
I didn't let him touch his cock, if he even had one,
I'm sure it's been years since he's even seen it himself
There's no way he could see it thru those rolls of sweaty fat
I made him watch these guys suck my tits, eat my sweet pussy,
and bang the fuck outta my holes.
The sweat was pouring down poor piece of shit Herman's face.
I did give him a little treat tho
Two dripping dirty condoms
He did want to take part in the action after all
I made him carefully remove the sticky, gooey condoms off those big cocks
and slide each one over his yucky tongue
and slurp all that cum out
while I told him what a nasty cum eating idiot he was
What fun that was!!!
I'm still amused by it.
 

 

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Kylie Says...

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Saturday, August 17, 2013

There Were Some Hot Fucks Last Night

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Wanna Little Taste of the Hot Stuff?




Got your dick hard didn't it?
Where do you wanna dick stick me?
Cum on baby, BRING IT ON!!!
Show me what a fucking perv you are (giggle)

Thursday, August 1, 2013

I Know You're Watching Perv






I know you wonder what's going on behind my closed door
You see me come home with a different guy again tonight
When I get out of the car I glance over towards your house
I can see the curtain flutter just a little, I know you ran to the window
to have a peek as soon as you heard me pull in
Me and my stud for the night get out, I send a wicked little grin your way
We go inside, close the door and start kissing and fondling each other
start tearing at our clothes, just can't get them off quick enough
I was already soaking wet on the ride home thinking about this moment
Not about the guy, but what I want him to do to me
Getting a hold of that hard cock, mmm mmm mmm
I wanna touch it, hold it, kiss it, lick it and oh yeah FUCK it
I just hope I'm not disappointed, he's a hottie and I'd hate to laugh
and degrade him and make him my bitch when he's so studly
I know you sneak over all the time to watch thru the key hole
You're such a fucking pervert, can't get enough of looking at me
of dreaming about me, fantasizing about me,
wishing it was you whose pants I was ripping the fuck open
I love it when you watch, it turns me on, makes my pussy more wet if that's even possible
Fuck, it's so sloppy wet already
I  yank his jeans down HARD knowing when I get a little rough
it makes your cock throb more, I can hear you panting
I know you're sliding your hand in your pants, Go ahead perverted fucker
jerk off while you watch me
My stud tonight is ALL STUD
wow, what a big stiff cock, oh yes, I definitely love
you watch me wrap my hand around his cock
and start stroking while I glance toward the door
Can you tell I know you're there?
I drop to my knees and swallow that massive cock
stuffing my mouth completely full
I reach down with one hand and finger my clit, pressing down on it
rubbing back and forth, sliding my fingers down my slit and around that little honey hole
I suck and suck bringing him so close to the edge and pull my mouth away
I hear you moan, knowing you're jerking and were close to shooting your load too
but I know you like to cum at the same time the guy I'm bangin' does
Makes you feel like you're the one filling up my pussy. (giggle)
Stud grabs me and turns me around and pushes me onto the love seat
so I'm on my knees with my hot ass facing him
he slaps my ass, making it sting so fucking good
and plows that massive cock deep in my pussy hole
How fucking delicious that feels
You fucking perv, I know you're jerking that boner so fucking hard
I can hear you slightly bangin' against the door as you struggle to see better thru the key hole

Wanna know what happened next with my perverted neighbor and my stud?
I'm more than happy to share...
You know what to do
1-866-391-3835

Monday, July 29, 2013

Monday, Monday

It's Monday, the day you had to go back to work after a nice, fun, relaxing, wild weekend
and you're dragging your ass right?  Well, I got something to pep you up.  Pep up your prick with me tonight.
I wanna plump it up and suck it down, ALL THE WAY D...O...W...N!!!  Mmmm, I've been craving cock all day as usual.  My hot little pussy just aches and aches and we all know just how fucking wet it stays, always waiting for you to jump on and take all you want.  So, look, I'm going to be here at 10pm EST and ready to go at it, nice and dirty just like I like it. Yummy! So get ready for me and get ready to dial my number, who wants to go first? (wink)

Saturday, July 20, 2013

BONERS EVERYWHERE

Oh yeah, when I stepped out on the stage in the shadows
waiting for the music to start,
I could feel my pulse speed up, feel my blood pumping hard thru my veins
the anticipation so intense,
all of a sudden, the lights flash on as the music starts,
I can feel the stage vibrating with the pulse of the beat,
it's loud, fast, pounding thru the speakers,
I start to dance, shaking my shoulders, making my fat tits shake underneath
the red fishnet top I'm wearing, my nipples poking thru
getting harder by the second.
I shimmy and shake, showing off my hot, bare ass,
the guys go fucking CRAZY, throwing money
hoping I get just close enough they can cop a feel
I crawl across the stage to the end
and start humpin' the floor,
I can see the pant tents all over the room
there's a bulge in every guys pants, at least the ones who have a big enough cock
to notice thru their pants.
They're all drooling, wanting one little taste of me
my pussy gets moist, the harder I dance, the harder they get,
I can't wait to move into the crowd to rub up against them,
all those married men who aren't satisfied at home
who are tired of their wives just laying there wishing they would
hurry up and get off and just roll over and go to sleep,
It's just stick it in, blow it out, pull it out
The guys look at my slick lips imagining having them kissing
the tips of their cocks, feeling my wet mouth slide down their throbbing cocks
Everyone knows how much I love to suck, 
how I love getting fucked so hard
It's no secret, I sure as Hell don't hide that fact
Why should I? I'm a fucking sex addict and I can admit that.
Do you wanna know what happens in the VIP area? *giggle*
 

Monday, July 1, 2013

I WANT A COCK!!!

Hot damn, I sure could use a good hard fuck
It's been a long day and I've only had two orgasms
I'm due for a hell of a lot more than that
 I've thought about a bunch of throbbing cocks filling my holes all day
Yeah, you know how my mind works
completely ADDICTED to sex
Dirty thoughts and wicked shit running thru my cute little head
Who wants to share their dirty secrets with me?





This is what I call SCREWING!!!  LOL

Saturday, June 15, 2013

DOES YOUR COCK NEED A KISS?

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Saturday, June 8, 2013

We Have Some Dirty Minded Pervs

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

How Dirty Is Your Mind

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Saturday, May 25, 2013

Tired of Mechanical Sex?

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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Memphis, My Perverted Titty Fucker

What's up my sexy studs?  I know you all have been dreaming about me, night after night, and weaving your new fantasies with me being the leading lady. That's completely understandable. I mean what is there NOT to fantasize about when it comes to me. I'm fucking perfect, we all know that, so I want to tell you about one of my hotties, we'll call him Memphis, yeah, I like moaning that over and over while he gets me off.  So Memphis is one dirty fucker. That does get my pussy wet, but Memphis is just a totally raunchy perverted fucker if you know what I mean. Yeah, he wants me to rub all kinds of shit over my body, but Memphis is definitely a tit man and he loves my big fat titties. The other night he wanted me to rub honey all over my tits, like I'm not sweet enough already right? LOL  He wanted them sticky and sweet, wanted to lick and suck my hard nipples, well I heated the honey up just a little so it would pour easier and make my tits feel so good. Anyway, Memphis wanted to fuck my sticky tits. Hell yeah, get that cock all messy and make it stick to my skin a little while I squeeze my big titties around his cock. Mmm mmm mmm. Then he starts yelling at me. "Take that you big titty whore, You like this fat cock don't you bitch? Tell me you fucking want it, you love it, beg me for more, I'm going to fuck your titties raw."  (giggle) Memphis, you are such a sick fuck. LOL  Well after he was done shooting his load all over my tits and neck, then he turns into a whiny little fucker. "Kylie baby, I'm sorry about what I said, what I made you say. You know I don't think you're really a whore or a bitch, you know I just get excited and wanna talk dirty". (Like I give a damn about talking dirty.) But, I thought just for the fun of it, I do like to be amused after all, I made him get some Bengay and stroke his limp cock with it. HAHAHA. Bet that burned a little huh Memphis? I could hear him cussing and running around AFTER he dropped the fucking phone. I couldn't stop laughing, made my poor little belly ache.

Ok, enough about that fucking loser. If only he wasn't so pathetic. I think next time, maybe I'll have him stroke using some Nair, Yeah, I think so.  Ok, I'm ready for all my studly men, Call me and tell me what you like to stroke with.

http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/kylie
1-866-391-3835

Thursday, May 16, 2013

ONCE UPON A TIME...

There was the most beautiful girl in the Kingdom, Phone Sex Kingdom that is.  She had the face of an innocent angel, her body had the sexiest curves, her skin as smooth as silk. Her name was Kylie. ALL the men wanted her attention, her affection, wanted to feel her warm sensual body. She had the most perfect round ass, big perfect tits and the sweetest pussy ever. She knew just how sweet her pussy was too, because she liked to finger it and get her fingers all messy and covered with pussy juice so she could hold them up to her mouth and lick and suck all that sweet sticky juice off. She loved to tease and flaunt her body, flirting with every guy she saw. She loved all the attention, you could see the gleam in her eyes when she would saunter pass a guy and his eyeballs popped right out of his head. Their eyes weren't the only things popping out. (giggle)  She really loved going out and seeing the guys wives or girlfriends hitting them when they couldn't do anything more than stare and drool.

Kylie always knew exactly how to walk, swinging her fine ass, sweet talking to get her way, looking so innocent has its advantages but... when those dirty words flew from her lips and she'd say all the dirty sexual things she wanted to do, it was absolutely shocking. The guys would start stuttering and drooling even more. Their dicks would get so hard it was downright painful. So Kylie would have to take care of all those hard dicks any way she could just to help them out. They didn't know that Kylie was really a dirty fucking cum-loving whore. She loved every fucking minute of sucking and fucking their dicks and made it seem like she was doing them a favor when she was really satisfying her own slutty needs.

Kylie knows you have needs too and just reading this has gotten all your dicks hard as a rock. She can help you out too. She'll have you blowing your fucking loads all over the place, stream after delicious stream. Mmmm, all you have to do is pick up the phone and dial her number at Phone Sex Kingdom. 1-866-391-3835. You can also visit and read more about her at http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/kylie
She would LOVE to do you a favor and relieve all that tasty man candy.


Saturday, May 11, 2013

I'm Back

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

NOT YOUR NORMAL DOSE OF VITAMINS

but I'll give the extra boost you need. You'll be walking higher than the clouds babe. That's just the way it is and I'm that fucking good.


Saturday, April 20, 2013

DO I NEED TO DRAW YOU A FUCKING PICTURE?

You know most statistics say that men are hornier than women, that you think about sex like every fucking 5 min. WHATEVER!!! Obviously, I wasn't included in any of those statistics. I live, sleep, eat, and breathe sex. I'm always horny, my pussy's always wet, and I'm always ready for some action. Whether in reality or my phone sex world, I'm ready for all the dirty action you can dish out. I love to be touched, I love to touch myself and I LOVE touching a stiff cock. I love doing more than touching. (Giggle)  I love to kiss, lick, suck, nibble, swallow, fuck and whatever else I can do to a dick. Yep I'm a true cock connoisseur. Cockwhore, cocksucking whore, cum slut, I really don't give a fuck what you call me. It's all true. LOL  All I know is I WANT YOUR COCK and I thought I'd post this pic just to make sure you understand how everything works. (wink)


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Saturday, April 13, 2013

What's the Number One Question?

Being a phone sex operator opens up a whole different world of excitement. You can only imagine some of the things I do or talk about. There's so many fetishes, so many different role plays, soooo many wicked, twisted fantasies and I love them all.  Every day, I'm asked tons of questions. "Do you do this or have you ever done that, should we play this, whatever, but do you know the number one question that I'm asked, and this question is asked EVERY DAY AND NIGHT.  "What are you wearing Kylie?"  I do love to tell. I mean you just never know, might be just panties, thong, boy shorts, bikini, or I might have on some Daisy Dukes and a tank, or some sexy lingerie, garters, stockings, my beautiful stilettos.  I just look so damn great in anything. I wanna do a little role reversal, I want you to tell me what you're wearing, and I do love a guy in a white t-shirt and some snug jeans. Mmm, nothing hotter than a hot ass in a pair of faded jeans. This is my fantasy, dress up in anything you want (yeah you sissy boys can dress up too)  call me and let me ask you what you're wearing.  Half the fun is taking it off right? (giggle)


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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

OH MY, LOOK AT ALL YOU DIRTY FUCKERS

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Thursday, April 4, 2013

My Funny Little Whipping Boy

Hey Guys, How are all my studs doing tonight? I know, you're impatient, waiting for me right? Of course you are. So I want to tell you about my new friend, I promised I wouldn't mention his name. But, you know what? I really don't give a fuck what I told him. His name is Larry and he's one of those little banker types. You know, the ones who put on a suit, go to the boring 9 to 5 jobs, thinking he's important, then he goes straight home to his wife, who can hardly stand to look at him anymore, and she sure as hell doesn't let him touch her. I have to say, I can't blame her at all. When Larry was telling me all this I almost felt sorry for him that his wife wasn't taking care of him. But now, I really do fucking get it.  Larry has a tiny fucking dick, yes little dick Larry can't get his wife to let him put his little dick in her pussy. After I had little dick Larry send me a pic of his cock, well, that's what we'll call it, I decided to make him my funny little whipping boy. Of course Larry wanted phone sex, but fuck, I can't even bring myself to have phone sex with him. I can't stop laughing long enough to think about fucking something like that. So I wanted little dick Larry to compare his cock with a real stud. So he did and OMG my stomach fucking hurts from laughing. I made Larry spank his own ass til it was blood red. He couldn't even sit down, it stung so bad. LOL Every time I talk to Larry, I make him whip himself just because it's funny. I do love to be amused. Anyway, I have to share this pic, cause again, I told little dick Larry that I would NEVER EVER show anyone. What a fucking joke.  Hey Larry, SURPRISE, here you are you pathetic little dick loser.


Wednesday, March 27, 2013

WANNA BE MY FOOT LOVER?

Shoe shopping is my third favorite thing to do.
There's nothing better than a hot pair of heels that show off my perfect feet.
I know YOU love a hot girl like me in heels.


They make me feel so girly and flirty and face it
guys love the way heels make our legs look, not that my legs need any help at all.
But I love to use my shoes for more than just making me feel good and my legs look even longer.
I love guys worshipping my shoes and my feet.
You fucking foot slaves on your fucking knees bowing down to me.
HAHAHA
I love it, I love the way you gently slide off my shoes,
(when I fucking tell you to)
The way YOU wash my feet, whether with a soapy cloth
or your tongue, I don't care, I just like having them cleaned and caressed.
I love the way you kiss them, lick them, suck my toes sliding your tongue between each one.
But... I like to use my feet on you too.
Using them to stroke your cock, up and down, my toes curling into your hard dick.
Rubbing your big full nuts.
Rubbing my feet all over your face making you smell them and lick them some more.
Letting you shoot your load all over them.


How about it? Do You wanna be my next foot lover?
Cum on then, just dial the phone.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

SHE WISHES SHE COULD BE ME

She watches me when I walk in. She notices all the men, the way they're eyes get big, the dreamy look in them, the way they lick their lips. She knows exactly what they're thinking. She knows they fantasize about kissing me, about touching me. She wonders how it would be if they looked at her just like that. She knows she's pretty, but not every man's fantasy. They may give her a quick look, but it's not the same, it's not with passion or desire. And it's certainly not with a desperate lust so strong they would do ANYTHING to get their hands on her just once to try to satisfy their bodies and their minds. She wishes she could dance like me, moving her body in the sinful way I move mine, the way I entice and make every guy in the room's cock grow from the second I step on stage. She knows what I do at home too. She knows about the phone sex line I have. She knows that I lay in bed talking, giving the guys who call me a thrill with the sound of my voice and the dirty things on my mind. She's never had phone sex before and she's curious about it, but there's no way in hell she could come close to me. She's looked at my Phone Sex Kingdom site. She's read my pages and dreamed about the ways she could entice men over the phone, but still she could never come close to me. She could never actually listen to them, know exactly what they wanted before they said, she wouldn't remember everything about each of them like I can. There would be no "relationship" like I have with my guys. The way I'm always there for them when they need what only I can give them. No one else will satisfy them like I do. She doesn't know how to stroke a man's cock to make him moan and pump her hand wildly, she doesn't know how to blow a hard, throbbing cock to blow his mind too. She doesn't know how to fuck like a crazed animal. She thinks just laying on her back with her legs spread will satisfy all his needs. LOL If she can't satisfy physically how could she ever satisfy whispering dirty words having phone sex. She wishes she could caress his mind over the phone the way I do. But she'll never be ME. No one can be. In reality and here at Phone Sex Kingdom, I'm EVERY man's ultimate fuck fantasy.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Give Up Those Cock Pics

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Monday, March 11, 2013

TICKLE MY TWAT

Mmm don't you just fucking think about that ALL the time? I know, when you're asleep, you dream about touching me, when you're awake, you fantasize about touching me. You think about letting your fingers do the walking, over my delicious delectable body. You think about touching and squeezing my big fat beautiful tits, you think about your fingers slowly softly gliding down my flat silky belly. You foot fuckers think about sliding my shoes off my pretty little feet and kissing and licking my candy cotton painted toes. Running your hands up my smooth shapely legs.  But what you all think about most is tickling my hot, wet, pink, sweet twat. I can't blame you for wanting to touch my twat, feel how wet it gets, watch my tasty clit swell up with aching need. I think about it too, but then, I touch it whenever I want and quite often at that.  Don't be jealous, you fantasizing about it is pleasing enough, for me anyway (giggle)  If you ask or rather beg, when you call, I might let you atleast hear how fucking yummy it is while I touch it. Want to? Of course you do, call me, I'd love to tickle my twat for you.

http://www.phonesexkingdom.com/kylie
1-866-391-3835


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

GETTING SPRING FEVER

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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Kylie's Famous Cock Bobbin'

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Sunday, February 24, 2013

FAST AND LOUD

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

BACK DOOR ANALyzing

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Friday, February 15, 2013

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE...

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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Valentine's Day Candy

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Sunday, February 3, 2013

Super Bowl PreGame Show

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